Grandma Chardonnay visit

Recently, I held a biggest fan competition, and the winner was.... Grandma!!! Okay well maybe she just wanted to come visit. Maybe she just missed her oldest granddaughter. I don't know if it was previously possible for a 74 year-old woman do out do her 26 year-old granddaughter, but Grandma Chardonnay made it happen.

(NOTE: Grandma Chardonnay is Grandma's nickname because of her favorite fermented treat. She will be GC for all future purposes in this blog.)

We went to dinner in Old Town Friday night at an Italian restaurant, then walked around for a bit preparing for the next morning.

I don't think I prepared hard enough. We must have walked 10 miles!

That woman ran me ragged. We went on a monument marathon all around downtown DC. All around the reflecting pool, and to every monument! GC hadn't been here in 10years, but she still knew pretty much where everything was. I had so much fun. So far, my favorite monument is the Korean War monument. Truly a moving place.

We also saw Bob Dole at the World War II monument. What a surprise!

After the monuments we took off for the American History and Natural History Smithsonians. My favorite had to be seeing the jewels with the Hope diamond at the Natural History museum. GC and I love jewelry. I think she was actually the one who coined the hrase, "diamonds are a girls best friend." O wait, that was Marilyn Monroe...

An unplanned stop was right in the center of the National Mall. On our way home from the airport GC showed me a newspaper clipping she had brought. (Of course Grandmas will do this!)She found a Solar Energy Housing competition that was happening in DC right on the National Mall, and the Ohio State team had a house there. The Ohio State house was amazing, but I just don't know how someone could live in such a small space!

The trip ended with a trip to the National Basilica at Catholic University. Did you think my Catholic Grandmother would come here and NOT take me to church?! Ya right! We tried to find a tile in the basement of that place that her grade school St. Mary's had bought in the 1940's. It turns out that there are lots of St. Mary's and LOTS of tiles. Epic fail :)

That night as I sat with Grandma on my teeny tiny porch, I realized how lucky I was to have that special day with her. I am so fortunate to have such an awesome Grandma, and such a great role model to teach me how to live, love and drink Chardonnay.

Love you Grandma! Come back soon!

10 things I love about you NYC

I would have to say that New York and I had a love/hate relationship. Coming from Ohio there were a thousand new experiences that I had in NYC, and I am thankful for every opportunity, every friend, and every new place I got to experience. It is one of those things that you will NEVER forget, living in the big city. There were things I know I whined about constantly, and things that I found myself wondering how I ever lived without. The things are whined about were mostly new things or processes I had to get used to i.e. walking to work with hundreds of my closest friends, driving like a taxi driver...

The things I will miss most are the things that now I am wishing I could expereince just one more time...

1. Cupcakes

O Buttercup Bakery. It is yuor fault I have these mini-love handles. I just don't think I can go a whole lifetime without another one of your candy colored sprinkly cuppy cakes... After a long hard day, nothing goes down sweeter than.... well, a bunch of sugar. Magnolia and Crumbs are great, but my favorite will always be you...

2. Food availability

Where else can you get sushi/thai/pizza/pub food/groceries in a block radius. I don't know how my neighborhood did it, but it was easy to never have spoiled groceries. After getting home from work, I would just decide what I wanted to make/eat, and either go get take out (or incredibly convenient delivery), or head to the grocery store to get just what I needed. A lot of times this could be accomplished in commercial-break quickness. And it's not like these carry out places were "Okay" They were great! If you every are in the Turtle Bay/Midtown East neighborhood, check out my favorites. Tenzan for sushi. Thai 51 for thai and BYOB. Krunch for pizza, and any of the pubs right there for pub food. I heart cheeseburger sliders... and beer. I can't forget my favorite corner store on 2nd and 50th for strange and wonderful mix and match beer, o, and the GREAT wine store right across the street. Did I mention cupcakes? :)

3. The possibility of seeing a celebrity

I know we all think we are too good for celebrity sightings, BUT deep in our hearts we secretly wish to see Jennifer Aniston or Donald Trump walking down the street getting coffee. No place in the world are celebrities so frequently seen. AND you may just get to see a movie in production. I looked for the "Sex and the City" movie everywhere. I mean I was a Carrie Bradshaw for a year! :)

4. Living with two amazing girls

I miss you Lizbeth and Lyssa... I can be honest and say that I was scared to go from living by myself to living with two girls, but it was a BLAST! I have never watched so much reality television, or been so excited about bagels! I can't wait for you to come and visit. Did I mention I have windows here!?!

5. running in Central Park

There is nothing quite like working on your fitness in Central Park. It's like an adventure, and PT all wrapped into one. Sometimes it was like a scavenger hunt searching for all of the historic monumnets and sites. One time I got hit by a bicyclists. But everytime it was a great workout, and not like any other place I have every been. Check out Bethesda Fountain and the boathouse... What a great area!

6. kareoke

"Pa pa pa poker face. Pa pa poker face", I have had many fun evenings at Top Tunes on 53rd and 2nd, and I am not ashamed to say that it was always me, my friends, and the American Idol contestants of the neighborhood. Thank you Top Tunes for lowering my self-esteem, and giving us all something to laugh at :)

7. the subway

I never in a million years thought I would miss the NY subway... until I rode the Metro. Yes, the MEtro is impecibly clean, and I will never see someone eating an entire McDonald's breakfast on public transportation thanks to the Metro police, but there is just something about the NY subway. It is so accessible. Stops are everywhere, and you do not have to worry about a conductore texting/ taking naps on the job... I find it very ironic that I wouldn't ride the subway for a week when I first moved there because I was so scared, and now it has made my top 10 things I miss about NYC.

8. pedestrian code

PEDESTRIANS RULE! No matter how wrong you are about walking across the street in NYC, you have the right of way. It's like an attitude with some pedestrains. Get out of my way taxi cab! And if you don't get out of my way, I will walk right over you! lol

9. shopping

I could literally come home from work, and change shoes, and walk to every store I wanted to go to within a 10 block radius. No driving. No hassle with mall maps. No mall rats. No food courts. It makes my wallet cry just thinking about it!

10. Army PA

I miss my office. I worked with some of best people in Public Affairs in that office, and I had a blast!! I got to meet famous people, had field passes to NY sporting events, stood in the middle of Times Square on New Year's Eve and told the Soldier's story everyday!

DC will be great, but I'll always have a little piece of my heart reserved for NYC.

Sick sock

This is how I got my sock back from the laundry guy. Do you think it's fixable?

The Space Bag test

I have never denied that I enjoy shopping online. Unfortunately, sometimes it gets me into trouble. Well, not this time! I bought something,and it works. It won't sit in my closet never worn, and it won't gather dust in a drawer like other things I've had online-buyer's-remorse after purchasing.

Space bags are amazing. Have you seen the commercial? They pretty much have solved pack rat's space problems around the globe. Please note: I am not a pack rat. I have no problem throwing/giving things away. Except for the purse issue I'm facing, and a coconut monkey collection I started years ago, and now I'm realizing I'm never going to have anywhere to put them. Who puts coconut carvings in their china cabinet? Anyways, you see my point. They look like they can be a real problem solver, and believe me my friends, I think their going to work for my limited space move ahead of me next week.

I took this pile: Queen-sized down comforter, body pillow with cover, fleece blanket and monkey (for effect of course)

And I turned it into this:

My roommate sad that the smooshed monkey was a little disturbing, and I admit I kind of felt bad doing that to him...

So as I vacuum seal everthing I own please remember: you get what you pay for. And sometimes you get a double order for FREE when you order NOW!

Road Trip!!!! Beer, Ice cream and cheese. Oh my!

The heading says it all people. I have officially completed my Northeast American tour. This past weekend I went to New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts and passed through Connecticut. We started off in Mass, where we visited Cracker Barrel. If you have not been to the Cracker Barrel, you have not lived. Nuff said.

After leaving there, we went to New Hampshire were I learned a few of life's lessons. Lesson #1: Bear poop is black. Do not forget that. Lesson #2: If you go hiking in New Hampshire, it is entirely possible to go uphill both ways. I don't know how this is earthly possible, but I can only say that it happened to me. I was able to learn a trick of the trade though, and attached a Labrador to my waist who pulled me up every hill whether I liked it or not. I am a cheater...

After we had a great time with friends in New Hampsha' it was time to head to Vermont where apparently they make delicious things...

Ben and Jerry's made it's home in Vermont, and also has one of the craziest factories I have ever seen. I know their history is inherently laced with political "this or that", but I can say one thing. Those hippies made delicious ice cream. Using all natural ingredients, they have come up with kooky flavors like Cherry Garcia and Chubby Hubby. I was also pleased to learn that no monkeys are harmed in the making of Chunky Monkey ice cream. We were able to taste a sample of the Oatmeal Cookie flavor, which you may be happy to know is awesome, and contained no raisins. Double yum. We visited the Flavor Graveyard and visited White Russian's tombstone, and the Ben and Jerry's vintage bus, which looked good enough to drive...

After ice cream, we decided to head to the main attraction. Beer. Mmmm beer. The Magic Hat brewery, just south of Burlington, VT carries some of most fun beer to drink this side of the Mississippi (besides Miller Lite). We all love #9, but other delicious brews we tried were Single Chair, Lucky Kat, Wacko, the autumn brew and two of their "test batches" known as Odd Notions. I can't say I loved these, but they were darker, and I'm not a fan of the darker beer. The brewery was a blast though. You could take self guided tours through the actual brewery, and with free beer samples, how could you complain?!

We stayed in Burlington, which was beautiful. Here is a picture of the beautiful sunset. A GREAT weekend spot for anyone!

The next day we hit up Cabot cheese. This place is kind of like heaven if you like cheese. And who doesn't? They boast some of the most original, and tasty Vermont cheeses including: Buffalo Wing cheddar, horseradish, Tuscan blend, Indian flavor, Chipotle, 50% fat free, 75% fat free and many many more. Conveniently located right next to a chocolate store. We had to leave after I could not eat anymore cheese becasue of the sanitary condition of the cheese sampling tables. (New toothpick people! Why is that so hard to understand!)

Not on the list, but an accidental stop was at the Yankee Candle outlet. Who knew it was the world's largest Christmas store? We wanted a sandwich, but I ended up walking out with mango salsa and clean cotton scented candles. Can someone say sale?!

We did not see a giant ball of twine. And the world's largest shoe was closed for the season, but we did see a lot of cool stuff.

Who doesn't love a road trip?!

Bryant Park: Monday Night Movies

Bryant Park plays movies every Monday night during the summer, and although it was almost 100 degrees this Monday, my friends braved the heat and went to see "The Magnificent Seven". It started out well, smuggling wine and laughing at the guy in front of us doing crunches in the middle of the lawn (I am not kidding!). But with the heat and the crowded lawn, it got a little unbearable until the sun went down.

After the sun went down, we all had a great time, but as you can see Elizabeth and Dave didn't quite enjoy the movie as much as I did! Night night!!!!

It's Britney B*tch!!!!!

Photos from the Brit Brit concert at Madison Square Garden...

Blackberry Oath

I recently crossed over to the dark side and got a Blackberry. Why? Becasue as annoying as it is to have an electronic leash, it is even more annoying and stressful to return to the office to find angry emails from people who think you are ignoring their requests, 5 million emails that now need to be sorted through after a vacation, or an email that reads,"Hey I had free tickets to this or that, but you never responded, and now I'm taking someone else." Argh!!!

However, I have realized that unbenounced to me I have become one of "them". I found myself commiting Blackberry sins that I always get annoyed at other people for doing. So I have decided to stop the madness, and climb off the slippery slope that is Blackberry addiction. So with my blog as my witness, I do solemnly swear to adhere to this Blackberry oath:

I, ___insert your name here___, do solemnly swear to use my Blackberry respectively, and adhere to the following electric leash rules:

I will NEVER check my email/facebook status/ google alerts while I am on a date. Looking down the whole time while trying to flirt with someone is REALLY hard.

I will NEVER check my email while I am mid sentence with a friend that I have not seen in over three months.

I promise to keep my facebook status updates to a maximum of twice a day, and NEVER Facebook/tweet everyday occurances such as eating, sleeping, working out or using the restroom.

I will NEVER google every factoid that comes out of someone's mouth. If there were 432 lady bugs found in a Central Park bathroom, I will not google to find out that in actuality there 433. I will let others be right sometimes. (Or at least think they are right.)

I will refrain from playing brickbreaker during innapropriate times. Unless I am about to beat my high score, and then no rules apply.

I will not check EVERY SINGLE alert that pops up on my phone. Facebook does not need to be checked everytime someone writes on my wall.

I will use my Blackberry as a phone.

I promise to NEVER BBM someone who is sitting right next to me. The person must be AT LEAST out of yelling distance.

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This is just a start. Feel free to use this oath for your friends that are OBSESSED with their smart phones. Iphone users could use this oath as well. Of course, they are incredibly more annoying on their own... don't get me started.

Dagwood Challenge

Exactly how dramatic can a sandwich be? I found out this past Sunday the answer to this question. While at home for drill with the 121st ARW, I went to lunch with seven of my collegues at a little place tucked away on South High St. Ohio Deli may look like a quaint hometown establishment, but those walls hold a lot of drama thanks to their "Dagwood Challenge". The Dagwood challenge dares diners to eat the Dagwood sandwich, a pound of Ohio Deli's delicious fries and a pickle in under 30 minutes. Just for the record "Man vs Food" star, Adam Richman, finished the challenge on his show in just under 20 minutes.

That fateful Sunday, three members of my team stepped up to the challenge. The Capt. and two Senior Airmen tried their luck with the sandwich stacked with turkey, ham, roast beef, two types of cheeses, lettuce, tomato, onion and garlic mayo. That sounds like a great combination, but on a sandwich that measures over six inches tall and two and half pounds,it doesn't make for such a tasty treat... especially when you have to eat it at warp speed.

As the race began, you knew it was going to get interesting... Everyone had their own strategy. Tilson was set on eating as fast as he could, Megimose had his sandwich taken apart piece by piece, and Capt. was just laughing at the size of the sandwich well into the two minute mark.

Here is Tilson at the 5 minute mark...

And here is the Capt. at 5 minutes... See the difference?

As these Airmen in uniform, on their lunch break, devoured these ginormous sandwiches, people in the packed restaurant started to take note. The guy at the table behind us shouted out tips for beating the sandwich, the two boys next to Megimose shouted out encouragement to him as he ate, and the old couples sitting beside us looked in half terror, half amazement as these competitors chowed down.

As the competition continued, Tilson finished at just over 17 minutes, and the Capt. threw in the towel, but one Airmen brought the drama finishing just a second under the 30 minute limit. At the end, the little boys were giving atta' boys with every last fry, and poor Megimose was trying to stomach (literally) the pound of fries and all of the cheese he left for the end. This was something I couldn't watch. Cheese and fry handfuls are just a little too much for me. As he finished that last bite and stood up, belt buckle bursting open, the whole restaurant stood up and cheered. You would have thought he won a gold medal.

Don't give up! You can do it!!!

(The little boys at the next table did ask for a picture with Megimose... their hero!)

Tilson at the finish... Smiling on the outside, crying on the inside...

The Capt. at the finish... It's okay ma'am...

So we learned a few things at this lunch. 1) Roast beef is not delicious by the handful.. and neither are fries after a pound. 2) The man who holds the record for eating this thing in four and a half minutes is amazing. and 3) If we are attacked by giant sandwiches, America is safe...

Yankees vs. Red Sox game

Here are my roomates and me on the Jumbotron at the Yankees game last weekend. I am blowing kisses. Ha! It was so much fun! Shortly after this, a bat boy got hit in the nose by a fast ball, and two people in front of us passed out becasue of the blood. It was crazy!
I couldn't help myself!!
I will miss my roomies when I leave! :(